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| Build own your transporter |
| (c) David Palmer 2000 |
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1. Construct a Heisenberg Compensator.
a) Locate a domestic microwave oven.
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b) Removing the outer casing from the and pull out the magentron.
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Leave the wires attached to the magnetron.
2. Glue it to the primary induction terminals on the No.7 Transporter
circuit (Tandy / Radio Shack) taking care not to reverse the polarity .
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3. Take 2 metres of coaxial cable
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and attach the secondary induction terminals of the transport
circuit to a pair of Pattern buffers.
I haven't worked out how to multiplex the buffers so you'll have
to operate these in synchronization when you adjust the frequency
for the doppler effect or else the subject could get "transporter
psychosis".
If you can't locate genuine pattern buffers take two condenser
microphones and tape them between two pairs of frisbees.
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8. Connect one end to a 12v Car Battery
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9. Connect the other ends to the power terminals of the transporter
circuit and there we have it!
I'm still working on the rematerialisation chamber and would really
appreciate it if anyone could let me know of a source of dilithium
crystals and antimatter.
* CAUTION * It only takes one handful of antimatter to rip the
atmosphere off a planet so wear thick gloves if you find some.
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